(Source: candyshooger)
“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue
(Source: josephkun)
Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.
And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.
I always have to reblog this. It’s too good.
They are just my fave.
the photographer at my graduation is christopher walken
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
tumblr giveaway: my math homework. take it
(Source: njena)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
(Source: daysofgay)
i have been waiting for this post my entire life
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

